Yes, the reason I participate at fanfic communities is so I can regularly have my weewee slapped by the moderators for one reason or another.
I don't get enough criticism in RL, so I need to get more on line. Pride goeth before a fuck-up.
It's just me, riding my drabble chariot through the streets of LJ feeling triumphant about my 100-word masterpiece, a fanfic community moderator standing right behind me whispering in my ear, "Thou art just a (wo)man."Thank the gods for these small favors!
Now back to our regular programming.