Wtf?! So I'm here at the office on Sunday morning, and I just cleaned out our Centennial conference room in anticipation of two of our best volunteers coming in to build bookshelves today. When I left the house, Federer had just been broken in the third set in the Madrid Masters final, and now I go on line and see he lost to David Nalbandian! And I was actually pulling for him to win. In fact, yesterday I decided I'm pulling for him to win every tournament he plays from now on. I'm sick of pulling for lesser players, which Nadal evidently is and Roddick absolutely is.
The real reason I'm pulling for him is
Coincidentally yesterday morning I had two very erotic dreams about Roger, one where I was the beautiful Spaniard, Lopez, lying naked beside him, and one where I was myself, working some event inside a shopping mall. Federer was there playing in a tournament, being chased by paparazzi, and I offered him a spot in my office (which for some reason was a women's restroom) to hide. Then Jess brought in a couch for him to lie down, because he was suddenly very tired. Then I evidently started molesting his beautiful body while he was asleep. And later he took me out to the airport to see his private jet, and the rest is censored.
Yes, I've recently learned that Federer does not take naps during the day. And this is evidently why (to avoid having me molest him).
So now Federer loses.
Am I taking it personally?