What will Kanye West do? (Give away his award) How many times can they make jokes about the Jonas Brothers? (I lost count) Who will be so drunk or wasted the can't stand up? (Scott Weiland) Why is Paris Hilton there? (Nobody knows)
And in other pop culture news, Twilight kicked ass at the box office, becoming the highest grossing opening of all time for a female director. Very cool. Evidently they decided this weekend to film the next book (big surprise), but they're still deciding on a director. Hopefully they'll be smart enough to use Catherine Hardwicke.