So, here it is:
Drabble: "Inconceivable" (100 words)
Author: Mistress Marilyn
Warnings: I'm sick of the criticism!
Notes: Written for the Friday Fun Time at fanthropology
Legolas cradled his bulging belly and groaned. "No one believes I'm pregnant! Even though I carry the son of the King of the West, they all whisper I must be fat."
"Nonsense, Laddie!" said his Dwarf comrade, eyeing the Elf's swollen breasts with more than a little interest. "Everyone knows Elves never get fat! But there's absolutely no proof that male Elves don't get pregnant."
Looking thoughtful, Legolas said, "So you're saying this is all a question of canon?"
The Dwarf Gimli shook his shaggy head. "Oh, no! It's just an example of that most pervasive of Middle-earth's evils: Narrow-mindedness!"
Thanks, Charlie, for the icon I ordered!