I also read that E! Entertainment has a True Hollywood Story airing on Colin this weekend (debuting Sunday). According to their site, "We've got the goods on the bad boy in a rare interview; plus, a candid talk with his "sex-tape" ex." Ooooh! Hopefully she'll remind us of the dirt she spilled on Howard Stern a few years ago.
And today while I was sitting in the nail salon, I saw a photo in a rag of Colin standing in LAX, chewing bubble gum (I'm assuming because he couldn't smoke) and blowing a bubble -- and everything about the photo was frigging perfect. Scuzzy, long jeans, leather jacket and cute "In the Doghouse" t-shirt. I had to rip the damn thing out of the magazine like an 11-year-old girl. (It can get boring waiting for a flight. I wonder how much trouble it would be to clean bubble gum out of a thong . . .)
Okay. Thanks, God. I needed this. (The 80 degree sunshine today wasn't enough.)
(Please let all this inspire me to write "Colin's Exorcism.")